A NEW THING!

Man, sorry dudes and dudettes, my posting habits are really just not happening. BUT, i updated my profile--I added my newfound hobby of creating fire hazards. Watch out Scotland! You never know when I'm going to be.....Laying on the floor in a hallway, leaving traces of magnesium, or placing the drapery right next to the heat register! hahahaha. I remember the times last year in the dorm when I would smile sweetly a while savoring the reality of the large, obstructive road cone sitting in the hallways as the fire marshalls walked past my room. Perhaps I will post pictures of fire-hazards in the days to come. For now, i must make some food for myself in the KITCHEN, next to the STOVE and MICROWAVE. Ooo, that reminds me, our smoke detector is haning from the ceiling by its tendons, perhaps i should strip them so that there is bare wire exposed. Oh, the irony...